
SCP-527
Specjalne Czynności Przechowawcze: SCP-527 należy przechowywać w standardowym pomieszczeniu dla humanoidów w Ośrodku 19. Żadne inne procedury przechowawcze nie są wymagane.
Opis: SCP-527 jest humanoidem płci męskiej, mierzącym 1.67 m, będącym biologicznie nieanomalnym, z wyjątkiem głowy, która przypomina tę należącą do Puntius semifasciolatus, czyli brzanki zielonej.
SCP-527 nie posiada żadnych innych anomalnych właściwości. Głowa SCP-527 funkcjonuje jak głowa normalnego człowieka. Obiekt jest także zdolny do normalnej ludzkiej mowy. Słowa "Pan Ryba, z Małych Panów ® od Dr. Wondertainment" są wytatuowane na dole lewej stopy obiektu.
Pozyskanie: SCP-527 został odnaleziony w roku 2002, w Bostonie przez agentów Fundacji, a następnie przeniesiony do Ośrodka 19 w 2004.
Dodatek 527.1: Wstępne Przesłuchanie
[ROZPOCZĘCIE LOGU]
Dr. Baker: Dziękuje za współpracę, SCP-527. Przesłuchanie to ma nam posłużyć do odkrycia jakichkolwiek niespodziewanych anomalii.
SCP-527: Dobrze.
Dr. Baker: Na początek, czy jesteś zdolny do oddychania pod wodą?
SCP-527: Nie.
Dr. Baker: Czy jesteś zdolny do komunikacji z rybami lub innymi morskimi stworzeniami?
SCP-527: Nie.
Dr. Baker: Rozumiem. Kiedy po raz pierwszy zdałeś sobie sprawę ze swojego stanu? Czy zostałeś zaatakowany, czy ugryziony przez jakąś nieznaną ci rybę, czy być może spotkałeś jakieś wodne bóstwo?
SCP-527: Nie.
Dr. Baker: Oh… Więc jesteś taki od urodzenia, tak?
SCP-527: Tak.
Dr. Baker: Ja… w porządku. Czy jesteś świadom jakichkolwiek innych anomalnych właściwości, które możesz przejawiać?
SCP-527: Jasne, że nie. Tak jak powiedziałem temu innemu gościowi, to jest wszystko. Patrzysz na to. Kłamstwo, Paski, Gorący, Słodziutka, to oni mają te wszystkie fajne rzeczy. Ja jestem tylko gościem z głową ryby.
Dr. Baker: Masz jakieś… przypuszczenia czemu twój stwórca postanowił cię zrobić… takim?
SCP-527: Też bym chciał kurwa wiedzieć.
[KONIEC LOGU]
Dodatek 527.2: Odzyskany Dokument
Nota: Zapytany, SCP-527 był w stanie udostępnić ten dokument.
Łał! Właśnie znalazłeś swojego własnego Małego Pana, część limitowanej kolekcji od Dr. Wondertainment!
Znajdź ich wszystkich i zostań Panem Kolekcjonerem!!
01. Pan Kameleon
02. Pan Bez Głowy
03. Pan Śmiech
04. Pan Zapominalski
05. Pan Kształtny
06. Pan Mydło
07. Pan Głodny
08. Pan Mosiężny
09. Pan Gorący
10. Pani Słodziutka
11. Pan Życie i Pan Śmierć
12. Pan Ryba ✔
13. Pan Księżyc
14. Pan Redd (niekontynuowany)
15. Pan Pieniądze
16. Pan Zagubiony
17. Pan Kłamstwo
18. Pan Szalony
19. Pan Straszny
20. Pan Paski
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opacity: 1; pointer-events: all; } #side-bar:not(:has(.close-menu:hover)):not(:focus-within):hover ~ #main-content::before { width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)); opacity: 1; pointer-events: all; } @supports (-moz-appearance:none) and (background-attachment:local) and (not (-moz-osx-font-smoothing:auto)) { #side-bar { padding: inherit; } } #content-wrap { display: flex; flex-direction: row; width: calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%)); min-height: calc(100vh - calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem))); flex-grow: 2; height: auto; position: relative; margin: 0 auto; max-width: inherit; } #main-content { width: 100%; position: initial; max-height: 100%; padding: 2rem 1rem; width: var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem); max-width: var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem); margin: 0 auto; } #page-content { max-width: min(90vw, var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem)); } @supports (-webkit-hyphens:none) { #side-bar { transition: left 500ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 100ms, padding-right 500ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 100ms, background-color 500ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 100ms; 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} @media (min-width: 36rem) { #login-status { flex-grow: 1; left: 3%; right: initial; } #login-status::before { --mask-image: none; background-color: transparent; } #login-status:not(:focus-within) { color: rgb(var(--login-line-divider-color)); -webkit-user-select: initial; -moz-user-select: initial; -ms-user-select: initial; user-select: initial; } #login-status #account-topbutton, #login-status:not(:focus-within) #account-topbutton { --clip-path: polygon( 0 0, 100% 0, 100% 100%, 0 100% ); background-color: rgba(var(--login-arrow-color), 0); } #login-status #account-topbutton::before{ --clip-path: polygon( 30% 35%, 70% 35%, 50% 60%, 50% 60% ); --mask-image: initial; content: ""; position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; background-color: rgba(var(--login-arrow-color), 1); -webkit-clip-path: var(--clip-path); clip-path: var(--clip-path); } #login-status #account-topbutton::before, #login-status:not(:focus-within) #account-topbutton::before, #login-status:not(:focus-within) #account-topbutton:hover::before { --clip-path: polygon( 30% 35%, 70% 35%, 50% 60%, 50% 60% ); 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transition: background-color 150ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1), clip-path 150ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1); transition: background-color 150ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1), clip-path 150ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-clip-path 150ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1); } #search-top-box:not(:focus-within)::after { --clip-path: polygon( 0 0, 100% 0, 100% 100%, 0% 100% ); background-color: rgba(var(--search-icon-bg-color, --dark-accent), 1); -webkit-clip-path: var(--clip-path); clip-path: var(--clip-path); } #search-top-box:not(:focus-within):hover::after { --clip-path: polygon( 0 0, 100% 0, 100% 100%, 0 100% ); background-color: rgb(var(--search-icon-hover-bg-color)); } #search-top-box form[id="search-top-box-form"]:not(:focus-within) { max-width: var(--search-width); } #search-top-box form[id="search-top-box-form"]:not(:focus-within) input[type="text"] { max-width: var(--search-width); padding: 0 var(--search-height) 0 1em; outline-width: 0; background-color: rgb(var(--search-focus-textbox-bg-color), 0.35); color: rgba(var(--search-textbox-text-color), 0.4); cursor: pointer; } #search-top-box form[id="search-top-box-form"]:not(:focus-within) input[type="submit"], #search-top-box form[id="search-top-box-form"]:focus-within input[type="submit"] { pointer-events: all; border: none; } } #page-title::after, .meta-title::after, #page-title::before, .meta-title::before { content: ""; flex-grow: 1; height: 0.0625rem; background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary)); } #page-title::before, .meta-title::before { margin: auto 1.25rem auto auto; } }